"Important
Recall Notice"
The
maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious
defect in the primary and central component, or heart.
This
is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units,
resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all
subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed,
'Sustained Immorality Nature,' or more commonly known as
S-I-N, as it is primarily symptomized by loss of moral
judgment.
Some
other symptoms are:
(a)
Loss of direction
(b)
Foul vocal emissions
(c)
Amnesia of origin
(d)
Lack of peace and joy
(e)
Selfish or violent behavior
(f)
Depression or confusion in the mental component
The
manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service,
free of charge, to correct this SIN defect, at numerous
locations throughout the world. The number to call for the
recall station in your area is: 1-800-P-R-A-Y-E-R-S. The
recall provides for new replacement hearts!
WARNING:
Continuing
to operate the human unit without correction voids
manufacturer's warranty, exposing owner to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human
unit being permanently destroyed. For free emergency service:
Call the master authorized surgeon (dial 1-800-J-E-S-U-S) for
prompt assistance at any location worldwide.
