"JESUS
VS SATAN"
Jesus
and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days,
and God was tired of hearing all of the bickering. Finally
God said," Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will
run two hours, and I will judge who does the better
job."
So
Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They
sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with
attachments. They downloaded. They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards. They did every known job.
But 10
minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed
across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of
course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank
screen and screamed every curse work known in the underworld.
Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on,
and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started
searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! I lost
everything when the power went off!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past
two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became
irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?" God
shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
